Help stave off the insect apocalypse

Down with lawns!

Today is a good day: I had egg and potato tacos for lunch; I hit 1,400 Twitter followers (which has been only-just evading me for weeks now—by the time I hit “Send” I’ll probably be back to 1,399); and my first article for Lifehacker was published!

Inspired by the reports of the coming insect apocalypse and catastrophic ecosystem collapse, I wrote a stor…

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