We stopped going outside for anything but groceries, alcohol, or toilet paper 12 days ago. Since beginning our near-total seclusion, I have, in no particular order:

• Read the pandemic-flu book Station Eleven

• Read Jurassic Park

• Spent $20 to watch the new adaptation of Emma

• Taken multiple baths, I lost track

• Washed 2 of 3 yoga mats for (don't jud…